Mr Fuck Off (Editor)
I am a total bastard who wanted a film site to release the anger from all the shit films I have suffered in my life.

Corran Horn
Corran is a good friend of mine but he is a total prick, he is a Star Wars geek and loves romantic comedies.

Eddie Zapatta
This guy is such a cock, he was actually born as a cock with legs and arms just full of cocks. Anyway tell him what a dick he is. Eddie is so cool that he likes music that no one else likes, but he also likes Coldplay. 

The Brother
He only likes films you have never heard of being shown in a lesbian cinema in Warwick with 3 other people there, if 4 people come he goes home, he ain't part of the system, he ain't commercial, he ain't mainstream he's my brother!

Noel McG
Noel describes himself as our resident fag, but he said it not me so don't send Peter Tatchell around to twat me with a placard. I am much more PC and would have only called him a gaybo.

Drunkenmaster
Claims his name comes from his love of kung fu movies, actually he is just a drunken tramp who lives in the bus station drinking cheap wine pissing his pants.If you see him don't give him money as he'll just spend it on beer, buy him a sandwich or kick him in the nuts.

Gonzo
Some wanker I went to school with has joined the team of Fuck Off Film. He now lives in Japan as no one in England likes him and the government told him to fuck off. His name is Gonzo because he has a fucking massive nose.

Hollow Snake
This dude randomly contacted me via the Internet asking me for a date, I was like no dude I don't dig men but you can write for my website. Turns out he is both a computer geek and a film buff, go read his legendary reviews.

The Birdman
Not too much to say about this fella apart from the fact that he is a sick fuck who likes to sleep with actual flapping birds, and sleep as in have sex not countings zeds. He knows a lot about films and is an angry man so expect a lot of obscenities from him.