Tuesday, January 6, 2009 at 09:24PM ;)
Click to enlargeThe first promo trailer for George Romero's ...Of The Dead has been revealed by Bloody Disgusting and I have mixed feelings. The camera work is proper ropey but the script looks like it has typical Romero charm. I love the way the old fucker says that they need to teach these zombies to eat something other than people.
Monday, October 13, 2008 at 07:56AM ;)
Here is the extended version of the trailer for Oliver Stone's George Bush biopic W. 'Based on a true story' :) the film is going to do George Bush's credentials a lot of favours. I already love the guy now and all I have seen it a couple of trailers and a few stills.
Roll on possibly one of the best films of the year.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008 at 08:08AM ;)
Click to enlargeI dunno where the fuck this came from but I love the look of it. The trailer fucking rocks. Thanks to Bloody Disgusting for pointing this in my direction.
The flick is about two teenagers
who make a shocking discovery that not only threatens their friendship
but also their lives. In a forgotten room of an abandoned asylum, they
find a beautiful woman tied to a bed, and soon come to realize she is
anything but dead.
Bloody Disgusting
Tuesday, September 23, 2008 at 07:47AM ;)
Okay this looks pretty fucking cool and I trust anything that gets recognised at the Sundance Film Festival.
A single mother and her embattled son struggle to subsist in a small Mississippi Delta township. An act of violence thrusts them into the world of an emotionally devastated highway store owner, awakening the fury of a bitter and longstanding conflict.
IMDb
Wednesday, September 17, 2008 at 11:32PM ;)
Click to enlargeI really can't make my fucking mind up about this bastard, I think it looks good but in the same way the Happening looked good but what a load of shit that turned out to be. Still the International trailer sheds a little more light, well expect for the blindos.
"A doctor's wife becomes the only person with the ability to see in a
town where everyone is struck with a mysterious case of sudden
blindness. She feigns illness in order to take care of her husband as
her surrounding community breaks down into chaos and disorder. Based on
a novel by Nobel Prize winner Jose Saramago."
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Drama Sunday, September 14, 2008 at 06:34PM ;)
Click to enlargeI watched this fucking trailer a long time ago and it appears at has still not been bloody released. I am not sure why the fuck they are delaying it but it appears that it will be out soon. On the face of it I reckon this film could be good, Edward Norton, Colin Farrell and Jon Voight in an all guns blazing cop drama but...
...I really get pissed off with films which have someone say in their trailer 'This ends tonight'. Also I just don't get cop dramas, maybe because English police are just not as cool and I can't relate.
I get a really bad feeling this is going to be a huge fucking let down like We Own The Night, which was a proper shitty shit film.
Sunday, September 14, 2008 at 09:24AM ;)
Click to enlargeI really like Clive Owen, I thought he should have had a shot at Bond so its a total shame that he has made this fucking stupid film. Seriously read the plot below taken straight from IMDb.
"The International centers on an obsessive Interpol agent (Clive Owen) who spearheads an investigation into one of the world's most high-profile and powerful banking institutions in an attempt to expose them for worldwide arms brokering, corruption and murder. Naomi Watts will play a Manhattan assistant district attorney who partners with the agent to take down the bank."
A high street bank arms dealing and anyone who investigates ends up dead, WHY OH WHY?
Sunday, September 14, 2008 at 09:09AM ;)
You have to hand it to Clint Eastwood, he knows how to make a good fucking film. Mystic River and Million Dollar Baby are two fucking ace films and if you check his IMDb page there are a load of other films he has made which my dad will say are great.
The dude knows how to cast and tell a story, like a big fucking girl I got goose pimples watching this trailer. Take a look, Angelina Jolie looks like she will be making up for accepting Wanted.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 08:06AM ;)
Click to enlargeWow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow - just watch this fucking trailer, good fucking god this is amazing. I controversially think Daniel Craig is the best bond ever, yes Sean Connery is a classic but he was a bit smug, yes Roger Moore was consistent but his was a slimy potential News Of The World front cover, yes there was some George fella, yes Timothy Dalton was solid but was a bit boring like Tim Henman annd err Pierce Brosnan, well he was shit bond.
The great thing about Craig is that he is a hard ass, looks right behind the wheel of an Aston and deserves to get the girl. Bond does have a lot to thank Jason Bourne for but still it must stand on its own two feet and judging by this it dam fucking well will. Just watch and smile.
Thursday, September 4, 2008 at 08:50AM ;)
Sean Penn is my favourite actor in the whole world ever, he is fucking brilliant, better than Arnie, Bruce and Corey Feldman. I don't talk about him much as he has been quiet recently but now the trailer for his latest film MILK is out.
MILK is the story of Harvey Milk the gay rights activist in San Francisco. Film looks great.
Thursday, September 4, 2008 at 08:27AM ;)
Click to enlargeThis looks fucking funny, Seth Rogen stars alongside some bint I have never heard of in a film where a couple of have never done it make a porno to as they have no cash.
There are a few good laughs in the trailer and Rogen is one of those naturally funny guys, just look at his face and crack up.
Comedy Wednesday, September 3, 2008 at 07:13AM ;)
Click to take a closer look at these big titsThere is something quite special about a big cleavage, they draw men and women in alike. So what better an idea is there than to make a spoof of a film based on big boobs? I have yet to see Cloverfield but I would now rather see Cleavagefield.
Can you think of any other booby spoofs? Big Tits In Little China, yeahhh, There Will Be Boobs, fuck yeahhh, Close Encounters Of The Busty Kind, fucking commmeee oonnnnnnn.
This totally works. Anyway watch this trailer for Cleavagefield and giggle like a small child.
Sorry but I can't embed the video as ShitSpace has no embed code for their rubbish website that everyone hates and no one uses.
Comedy Sunday, August 31, 2008 at 07:56AM ;)
Click to enlargeI stumbled on this potential surprise hit this morning while on Bloody Disgusting.
Mum and Dad, and their 'adopted' children, Birdie & Elbie, work at the airport. The family live off whatever they scavenge from cargo holds, offices and hotels - including a steady stream of transient workers who populate the airport's soulless hub. When Lena, a young Polish office cleaner, is befriended by Birdie, she gets drawn into a nightmarish world of torture, murder and perversity. Imprisoned in a suburban House of Horrors and designated a 'Mummy's Girl', Lena's only options appear to be to become part of the family - and join them in their insanity - or die.
Sunday, August 31, 2008 at 07:34AM ;)
Click to enlargeAnother strange little fucker of a trailer but this looks really fucking interesting and defofuckinglutely like something I will want so see. Expect I will have forgotten about it in a couple of hours and then never hear about it ever again.
The story tells of some married dude who goes to visit his parents in New York while on a business trip and finds himself emotionally unable to leave.
Sunday, August 31, 2008 at 07:24AM ;)
Click to enlargeThis looks like a right strange little fucker of a movie, some dude who owes a load of Bugs Bunny to some bad asses is given an hour to live. I can't really work out what the fuck it is about, is it a drama or a comedy or even a dramedy.
Friday, August 29, 2008 at 06:38AM ;)
Click to enlargeMan I am so fucking excited about this, check this full trailer out for the film and tell me this doesn't look bad ass. The game on the PS2 was cool, wenches mum bought me it for Christmas and I have forever loved her for that.
Usually films from games are shit but I really think they have nailed this.
Mark Wahlberg is a cool fucker and I reckon this film may forgive him for the shit performance in the shit The Happening. Anyway quit reading my shit and just watch the trailer you stupid fuck face.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 at 09:29PM ;)
Click to enlargeI love independent films, they don't need fuck all of a plot like Hollywood action super duper blockbusters. Also most people I know don't watch independent films so I can go on about them like I am some clever fucker even if I don't have a fucking clue what is going on.
If one of my retard friends does stumble upon one of these and I have seen it I can be like 'Yeah, saw it ages ago' and if I haven't see it I can be like 'Nah I didn't bother with that, it got shit reviews'. Whatever happens I can look like a right smart arse cock.
So here is Humboldt Country, another dysfunctional family drama. This is what 95% of indie films are, any good? Fuck knows as I can't figure out what the hell is going on but there are a couple of funny moments. Probably worth a watch but then so is animal porn though it doesn't mean you will get a boner.
Monday, August 25, 2008 at 07:05PM ;)
Click to enlargeMr cockney, Jason Statham is becoming a regular for shit action films and it looks like he is onto another winner shitter with The Transporter 3. I can't bring you the background to this film for two reason, firstly I did not see The Transporter because it looked proper wank and secondly I did not watch The Transporter 2 because it looked proper wank.
So watch the trailer and then agree how bollocks it looks, just watch the bit in the factory, did I see Jason Statham ride a BMX across the production line and then skid on its frame? Just to make sure! Shit.
Monday, August 25, 2008 at 06:41PM ;)
Click to enlargeThis trailer popped up a coupe of times only to be pulled by the wanker studio but now appears to be on general release. The film is about the apparently legend of an interview between David Frost and Richard Nixon post Watergate.
I'd like to pretend I am really intelligent and know a lot about American History and the Watergate scandal but I don't so you might as well fuck off to Wikipedia and find out from there. I think this film looks proper wicked and adding to my interest is the fact that it was directed by Ron Howard the dude responsible for some great films such as Willow, Splash and Ransom.
Friday, August 22, 2008 at 07:12AM ;)
Click to enlargeThis has been on my radar for quite a while as it is a bit off the norm for Mr Cruise so I was quite excited to finally see the fucking trailer, which I have two big fucking issues:
1. The film clearly does not work in English using American actors. Actually it looks fucking stupid, I get why they have done it, Western audiences are too fucking thick to deal with subtitles and the need to Oscar hunt.
2. Tom Cruise's smug fucking grin is totally fucking wrong for such a story. I just don't imagine it was like this film because there was no Hollywood shine to World War II.
So basically get fucked you piss taking wankers, go and make your Hollywood wank instead of telling a story how it should be told.