Now I think it's important to clear a couple of things up before we go any further into my review of Bitch Slap. On the surface Bitch Slap is pretty shit and if you're a big fan of mainstream cinema then I really wouldn't watch this and I have to add I'm sick of repeating myself on this Fuck Off from our blog you're not welcome here. Yes we like the mainstream but for fucks sake how many more uneducated pricks are there out there. I always judge a film on what it is i.e the money spent on it, the quality of the actors etc etc. An example would be Avatar. Now I thought it was a fantastic piece of cinema but for the cost that is equivalent to the debt of a third world country I wouldn't expect anything fucking less. If however you strip away it's prettiness it's actually got a rather turgid storyline and as is common place in Mr Camerons films some of the dialogue is just fucking shite. You could not for example compare Avatar to John Carpenters 1974 low budget sci-fi film Dark Star although they're the same genre. I hope you simpletons therefore understand that I will judge a low budget film on it's merits compared to other low budget films and not to a multi million dollar film.

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