Just check these two out. Andrew Garfield is Spiderman and Bale is Batman. Throw in the fact that the two villians are British too and we have plenty to fucking love as iconic comic characters are played by Brits. Fly the flag high motherfuckers and definately more interesting than the Olympics.
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That's right the caped one is also making a return and for the final time under Nolan. Looking forward to Tom Hardy's Bane but not so sure about Hathaways Catwoman. Summer 2012 is looking good but first we must deal with Summer 2011.
Gordon on a ventilator, Bruce Wayne once more on his travels and a glimpse of the deadly Bane. Go on Mr Nolan tease us. You're a whore who only wants to lick the tip of your cock but you know what I fucking love you for it. 2012 is shaping up to be very fucking special.
This has been leaked onto the net and it would appear it's a picture of Tom Hardy as Bane in the Dark Knight Rises. You never know if these things are true or whether someone hasn't been clever with photoshop. So fucking what it gets us all excited.
No doubt it will come thick and fast over the next few months and with shooting pencilled in to start in May for a release in July 2012. It appears as though Joseph Gordon-Levitt has signed on the play Alberto Falcone aka the Holiday Killer. This character is nasty little serial killer but is also son of Carmine Falcone who you may remember from Batman Begins. It looks to me like Nolan plans to bring it all full circle in this third and final film from the director. There are thousands of images on the net of Mr Levitt but this is FOF so I chose this one.
Ok so I'll be recieving no musical awards for the above but fuck I'm sure you get the idea. If you don't live in a box you'll know that Nolans much anticipated third Batman film is due. The Dark Knight Rises is without question 2012 film of choice whether you like them or not and as always the rumour mill is very much fucking turning. We've had Angelina Jolie and Cher down to play Catwoman although it now emerges that Anne Hathaway may be on to play Selina Kyle who of course becomes Catwoman. Sorry when ever I say Catwoman I have to pause and think of Michelle Pfeiffer in that leather outfit in Burtons Batman Returns.
We've had Phillip Seymour Hoffmann and Paul Giamatti on the cards to play The Penguin and Depp or Eddie Murphy to take on Riddler Duties. My favourite rumour though is that Miley Cyrus is down for Batgirl and Shia LeBeouf to play Robin. Now there would be two people that would stop me watching the film and I'm a Batman fan so Nolan please take fucking note.
The reality is that it looks like The Dark Knight Rises will pit our caped crusader against The League of Shadows led by Talia al Ghul daughter of Ras al Ghul. This could mean an appearance by the formidable bat enemy Bane who is the rather large boyfriend of Talia. Now according to the current rumours Tom Hardy will be Bane. Incidentally Hardy is a confirmed casting but whether it's Bane is yet to be seen. Another confirmed casting is Joseph Gordon Levitt which has me excited as I think he's a great actor. The League Of Shadows would tie in nicely with the story so far and as this is meant to be Nolans last Bat film then it would end well. I'm fucking sure there will be more rumours as next Summer approaches so watch this space.