You might have seen this bunch of putrid giraffe bollocks on the news in the last 24 hours but I thought I'd fill you in on what's been going on. You may know the premiere of Alice is at Odeon Leicester Square tomorrow night but it would appear that this is the only Odeon cinema that it will be shown at. Odeon and Disney have placed their handbags on the floor of the disco and are slapping each other around the face in the first Cinema chain, studio face off of the 21st century. So what's it all about? Well you may have the knowledge that there is a 17week gap between cinema release and DVD but Disney want to reduce that to 12 so they can cash in quickly. Odeon are very upset by this and a spokesman for Odeon who was weeping into his herbal tea said "The negative impact on cinema attendance will threaten the existence of cinemas, especially smaller ones." As usual I have an opinion on this rather fucking pathetic row and it's this.... what a load of fucking bullshit. Let's be honest here how long is a film shown for anyway? Unless it's a film of Avatar like proportions the chances are it will only show for about 4-6 weeks anyway and if it's an independent film it may be as little as a week if at all. As for having the fucking nuts to even mention smaller cinemas it made me fucking choke on my coffee. It's chains like Odeon that have all but destroyed the smaller cinemas. My message is clear to Odeon. Pick up your toys and fucking grow up. Do you think Disney give a shit what you think? Just show the fucking film and stop being gay. Cunts!
Tuesday, March 9, 2010 at 06:57PM 
Our good friend and resident fucking knob jockey Jimmy G has done FOF a review of Tim Burton film Alice In Wonderland. It's quite interesting what he has to say (it's not really he doesn't half go on) and I have noticed very mixed reviews about it. Of course stating he's playing the game on the DS has probably opened him up to a little bit of cussing from the Snake who being a serious gamer would probably set fire to the DS in a fit of gaming rage. Me, I'm off to play Bioshock after I've knocked one out over my Kate Beckinsale collection.
