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The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Review By Drunkenmaster

drunkenmaster — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 22:01:56 +0000

It has recently been brought to my attention that here at FOF we have not sworn as much as usual so in an attempt to correct that I have this to say. If we don't want to fucking well swear then we fucking well won't. Don't fucking play me like some kind of fucking cunt or I'll tear your fucking arse out and sew it to your fucking face and staple your fucking bollocks to your shitty fucking chin. You bunch of fucking whiney fuckwit motherfucking cunt faces. I hope that's cleared that up then so on with the fucking review.

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

A Team Poster

drunkenmaster — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 09:52:34 +0000

I'm not at all excited by this but then I thought the series was a crock of shit. The cast is ok but in a year of Expendables and Kick Ass this just doesn't get my juices flowing. If you want a translation ask Jimmy but I think it's "there is no plan B" or something but then it could be "lets invade Poland".

Great Tagline

drunkenmaster — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 09:48:49 +0000

The poster is shite but that tagline is genius. I've eaten a few curdled loves myself in the past.

Just Can't Wait

drunkenmaster — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 09:46:34 +0000

I'm so fucking excited about this film that everytime I see a new poster or trailer I cum in my already heavily soiled underpants. I really should consider changing them more than once a week.

Shrek 3 Trailer

drunkenmaster — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 09:42:32 +0000

I've had a fucking shitload of problems with my internet connection this last week so my apologies for the lack of posts. I quickly realised that the huge amount of porn that I had on my hard drive was slowing it all down. After moving it all to an external hard drive it all seems to be back to fucking normal. Anyway how fucking inappropriate is that precedding a trailer for a childrens film but isn't that what we're about fuckers.

Green Zone – Review by Hollow Snake

Hollow Snake — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 07:42:46 +0000

This is my first review for a while. Despite what most of you will think, I do actually have a fucking life.....those PS3 games aren't going to play themselves, y'know. Actually, it's not quite as sad as that – I've had genuine world-domination plans underway that have kept me busy for the last few weeks. However, I've seen a few things and I will hopefully get reviews up over the next few days. Having said that, I had to get up at 5am just to get this shit done so don't bank on it....well, I didn't have to. Just fucking read it!

Green Zone

Predators - Poster and Images

Hollow Snake — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 10:23:54 +0000

It's Monday and we're going fucking Predators crazy. Next up, we have teaser poster and the first look at a new predator, plus concept art for a predator "hound". I'm liking this!

First Sneak Peak at Predators

Hollow Snake — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 09:53:17 +0000

The SXSW Festival is on in the States at the moment and it's always around this time of year the geeks start getting raging hard-ons for the upcoming SCI-FIs. And this year is no fucking different. Up first, a sneak peak at the new, Robert Rodriguez produced, Predators film.

After recently playing the Aliens Vs Predator game, of which the Predator storyline was by far the best, I'm really looking forward to this. I watched Predator 2 (Danny Glover FTW) again at the weekend and I think there's a great story to tell here if they incorporate more of the Predator folk-lore. And with Adrian Brody and Larry Fishburne in tow, at least it won't fail because of the acting.

Check out the clip below. It's more of a featurette than a trailer. However, the first trailer is out on March 18th. Mark your diary fuckers!

Robin Hood - Final Trailer

Hollow Snake — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:48:17 +0000

The internet is all a chatter like a bitch – apparently this is the Robin Hood trailer we've all been waiting for. I was hoping it was going to be lame like the rest because I fancied a bit of a fucking moan but it's actually quite good. Maybe the internet's not full of such retards after all.

R.I.P Corey Haim (23rd Dec 1971 – 10th Mar 2010)

Hollow Snake — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:00:27 +0000

This news is only just breaking so exact details are still a little sketchy, but according to a number of sources The Lost Boys star was found dead in his apartment of an apparent accidental drug overdose in the early hours of this morning. Corey Haim, aged 38, shot to fame in the 80s after a string of hits with the half of the "Corey duo", Corey Feldman.

Although he'll be remembered most for The Lost Boys, an ever growing franchise with a third installment in the works that was to star both Coreys, I always liked Stephen King's Silver Bullet, in which Haim starred alongside Gary Busey as a disabled kid who believed a werewolf was behind a string of gruesome murders in a small town. Not the best film in the world but how many times have you seen a kid in a motorised wheelchair with flames painted on it going up against a fucking werewolf? That's right, none! Gertcha!

R.I.P Corey Haim

WTF

drunkenmaster — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:01:09 +0000

I have no fucking interest in this film what so ever but I had to bring you this latest casting rumour as it's really fucking out there. The Smurfs 3D film (fucking shoot me now) has already lined up Jonathan Winters as Papa Smurf, Katie Perry as Smurfette, George Lopez as Grouchy Smurf and Neil Patrick Harris as the human in the film. However new addition Alan Cummings has revealed, although how true it is I don't know that a certain Quentin Tarantino is being lined up to voice Brainy Smurf. Now I think we all respect the director skills of Mr Tarantino (he's a genius) but his acting skills leave alot to be fucking desired. The Smurfs is up there with the fucking Chipmunks for me in annoying childrens characters and I fucking hope this film bombs so we don't get a sequel unless of course Mr Cameron decides he can use their tiny blue arses for Avatar 2.

Kick Ass Bad Guy

drunkenmaster — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:53:50 +0000

There are some promising films being released this year but Kick Ass at the moment is the one I'm really looking forward to. Mark Strong is starting to becoming a huge fucking star and I see years ahead of him playing the classic British bad guy. Nows he's got his own fucking poster!

Fucking Pissed Off

drunkenmaster — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:47:16 +0000

I fucking hate putting this down as I do hate him but after his great turn in Sherlock Holmes I now find myself liking the look of Jude Laws latest film Repo Men. What the fuck is going on? Next I'll be putting forward an arguement on the acting talents of Keanu Reeves. By the way if that ever happens I will fucking kill myself in a very bizzare and painful manner.

Funny As Fuck

drunkenmaster — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:41:40 +0000

You've just got to fucking love this Midgets VS Mascots film. It looks wrong in so many ways but we all fucking like a bit of that don't we. I for one will be ordering my copy from the US very soon.

Losers Poster

drunkenmaster — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:04:02 +0000

I wasn't overly fucking excited about this when I read about it but my very geeky comic book friend assures me that it will be good. I have told him I will burn his entire collection if he's wrong. It's so embarassing watching a grown man cry.