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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.5 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Mon, 06 Sep 2010 15:21:50 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/"><rss:title>Fuck Off Film - News, Reviews and Trailers</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2010-09-06T15:21:50Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.11.5 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/8/6/remember-your-first.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/8/6/yippee-more-3d-kids-shite.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/8/6/i-just-fucking-love-it.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/8/2/the-a-team-review-by-drunkenmaster.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/8/2/and-mmmmmm-not-interesting.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/8/2/mmmmmm-interesting.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/8/2/just-incredible.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/8/2/bikini-bottom.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/7/27/be-there-monsters.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/7/27/priest-trailer.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/7/27/green-lantern.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/7/27/afraid.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/7/27/let-me-in.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/7/27/suckerpunch-posters.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/7/27/does-this-make-me-a-paedo.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/8/6/remember-your-first.html"><rss:title>Remember Your First?</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/8/6/remember-your-first.html</rss:link><dc:creator>drunkenmaster</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-08-06T20:37:08Z</dc:date><dc:subject>The Virginity Hit Trailers</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A drunken two minute fumble? Maybe an epic marathon shag or just a big disapointment but we all remember that first time don't we? This looks pretty interesting and a little like American Teen if you've seen it. Blow up dolls and shaving your nuts though? Sounds like something Jimmy might do.</p>
<p><object width="520" height="354"><param name="movie" value="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/25384"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/25384" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true" width="520" height="354"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/8/6/yippee-more-3d-kids-shite.html"><rss:title>Yippee More 3D Kids Shite</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/8/6/yippee-more-3d-kids-shite.html</rss:link><dc:creator>drunkenmaster</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-08-06T17:02:06Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Trailers Voyage Of The Dawn Treader</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>C S Lewis wrote a collection of great childrens books. I read them several times as a young fellow and remember their religious background and somewhat dark undertones. Hollywood has suceeded in taking this and turning it into a load of fluffy bollocks with annoying kids and shit animatronics and CGI. Now it's in fucking 3D. Bet you can't fucking wait. Please someone just burn the factory that makes the 3D glasses as I'm already bored.</p>
<p><object width="520" height="407"><param name="movie" value="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/25570"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/25570" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true" width="520" height="407"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/8/6/i-just-fucking-love-it.html"><rss:title>I just Fucking Love It</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/8/6/i-just-fucking-love-it.html</rss:link><dc:creator>drunkenmaster</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-08-06T16:58:03Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark GGuillermo del Toro Trailers</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now I really love the look of this fucker. Produced by Del Toro it looks like a Pans Labyrinth type affair and that face at the end of the trailer has got me quite excited even if it does look like Jimmys mum.</p>
<p><object width="520" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/25448"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/25448" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true" width="520" height="340"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/8/2/the-a-team-review-by-drunkenmaster.html"><rss:title>The A-Team Review By Drunkenmaster</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/8/2/the-a-team-review-by-drunkenmaster.html</rss:link><dc:creator>drunkenmaster</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-08-02T20:47:48Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Film Reviews The A-Team</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="thumbnail-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><a href="javascript:showFullImage('/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=%2Fstorage%2Fa%20team.jpg%3F__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION%3D1280782350470',600,406);"><img src="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/storage/thumbnails/2477512-4389852-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1280782353468" alt="" /></a></span></span>I know I've not exactly been forthcoming with the reviews recently but I'm only just starting to get back into the swing of things on here. This review will kick off a load for you but although i may review the odd new film (you can read those anywhere) I'm going to start doing more of the older stuff from my own extensive collection. Expect some glorious shit but for now I leave you with this review and I'll be back soon motherfuckers!</p>
<p><a class="journal" href="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-reviews/2010/7/30/the-a-team.html">The&nbsp;A-Team</a></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/8/2/and-mmmmmm-not-interesting.html"><rss:title>And Mmmmmm Not Interesting</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/8/2/and-mmmmmm-not-interesting.html</rss:link><dc:creator>drunkenmaster</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-08-02T16:41:38Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Film Posters Resident Evil 4</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh yeah oh joy another Resident Evil film and this time in 3D. I can hardly conceal my erection.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/storage/resident_evil_afterlife_ver3.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1280767392948" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/8/2/mmmmmm-interesting.html"><rss:title>Mmmmmm Interesting</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/8/2/mmmmmm-interesting.html</rss:link><dc:creator>drunkenmaster</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-08-02T16:37:46Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Battle For Los Angeles Film Posters</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No idea but like the poster campaign. Think it's aliens but may not give a shit. Check the rest out here <a href="http://www.impawards.com/2011/battle_los_angeles.html">IMP.</a></p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/storage/battle_los_angeles_ver4.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1280767235807" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/8/2/just-incredible.html"><rss:title>Just Incredible</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/8/2/just-incredible.html</rss:link><dc:creator>drunkenmaster</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-08-02T16:35:22Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Film Posters Suckerpunch Zack Snyder</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sucker Punch is already my favourite film of 2011 and with the recent trailer and posters I just can't fucking wait. Check this bugger out people!</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 650px;" src="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/storage/sucker_punch_ver7.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1280767472102" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/8/2/bikini-bottom.html"><rss:title>Bikini Bottom</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/8/2/bikini-bottom.html</rss:link><dc:creator>drunkenmaster</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-08-02T16:33:25Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Film Posters Piranha 3D</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I'm actually looking forward to this fucker now. Looks like fun and right now I fucking need some of that. Anyway this poster has a bikini clad arse in it so it must be good?</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/storage/piranha_3d_ver5.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1280766896516" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/7/27/be-there-monsters.html"><rss:title>Be There Monsters</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/7/27/be-there-monsters.html</rss:link><dc:creator>drunkenmaster</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-07-27T20:08:12Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Monsters Trailers</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I posted about this just the other day and finally heres a trailer. Looks fucking awesome and I hope they keep the mystery until the films release.</p>
<p><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/P7o7YMvKZtw&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/P7o7YMvKZtw&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/7/27/priest-trailer.html"><rss:title>Priest Trailer</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/7/27/priest-trailer.html</rss:link><dc:creator>drunkenmaster</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-07-27T20:02:06Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Paul Bettany Priest Trailers</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After the disappointments of 2010 I can't wait for 2011. A whole string of possibly great films are on the way and I'm very fucking excited. This is one that is very high on my list and it's not about a Catholic priest and some altar boys so the pope can sleep easy.</p>
<p><object width="480" height="269"><param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/video/xe4ymm?additionalInfos=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/video/xe4ymm?additionalInfos=0" width="480" height="269" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br /><b><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xe4ymm_priest-trailer_shortfilms">Priest Trailer</a></b><br /><i>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/teasertrailer">teasertrailer</a>. - <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/gb/channel/shortfilms">Check out other Film &amp; TV videos.</a></i></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/7/27/green-lantern.html"><rss:title>Green Lantern</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/7/27/green-lantern.html</rss:link><dc:creator>drunkenmaster</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-07-27T19:48:11Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Film Posters Green Lantern Ryan Reynolds</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now although i'm a comic geek I don't actually know much about The Green Lantern but I did read The Blackest Night recently which was rather fucking good. Will the film live up to geeky expectations? Who knows but it looks like the coming year could be the time of Ryan Reynolds.</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/7/27/afraid.html"><rss:title>Afraid?</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/7/27/afraid.html</rss:link><dc:creator>drunkenmaster</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-07-27T19:44:00Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark Film Posters Guillermo del Toro</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Del Toro may have left directing duties on the Hobbit (fucking gutted) but at least his weirdness will still find it's way to us. Don't Be afraid Of The Dark is due next year.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/storage/dont_be_afraid_of_the_dark.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1280259974608" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/7/27/let-me-in.html"><rss:title>Let Me In</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/7/27/let-me-in.html</rss:link><dc:creator>drunkenmaster</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-07-27T19:38:53Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Let Me In Remakes Trailers</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let the Right One In was fucking genius and although to be fair the trailer for the Yank remake looks ok it's purely for fucking retards who can't read subtitles. One thing is for sure it can't be as fucking shite a the REC remake. Can it?</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/7/27/suckerpunch-posters.html"><rss:title>Suckerpunch – Posters</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/7/27/suckerpunch-posters.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Hollow Snake</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-07-27T16:49:38Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Film Posters Suckerpunch</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you haven't seen the <em><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0978764/" target="_blank">Suckerpunch</a></em> trailer (below), then maybe this poster will encourage you to check it out. If it does, you're either a fag or a non-lesbian girl, neither of which make you a bad person...just un-<em>Suckerpunch</em>-ed. Go <a class="offsite-link-inline" href="http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/wb/suckerpunch/gallery/" target="_blank">HERE</a> for more poster action.</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/7/27/does-this-make-me-a-paedo.html"><rss:title>Does this make me a paedo?</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/7/27/does-this-make-me-a-paedo.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Hollow Snake</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-07-27T16:41:32Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Suckerpunch Trailers Zack Snyder</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apple have just released the first teaser for Zack Snyder's (<em>Watchmen, 300</em>) <em><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0978764/" target="_blank">Suckerpunch</a></em>. Question: can there ever be too many hot-girls with guns in a film? The answer is, fuck no! Head on over to <a class="offsite-link-inline" href="http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/wb/suckerpunch/" target="_blank">Apple</a> and let us know what you think....you won't fucking regret it!</p>
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