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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:20:22 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/"><rss:title>Fuck Off Film - News, Reviews and Trailers</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2010-03-16T15:20:22Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/16/a-team-poster.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/16/great-tagline.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/16/just-cant-wait.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/16/shrek-3-trailer.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/16/green-zone-review-by-hollow-snake.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/15/predators-poster-and-images.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/15/first-sneak-peak-at-predators.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/11/robin-hood-final-trailer.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/10/rip-corey-haim-23rd-dec-1971-10th-mar-2010.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/10/wtf.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/10/kick-ass-bad-guy.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/10/fucking-pissed-off.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/10/funny-as-fuck.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/9/losers-poster.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/9/alice-in-wonderland-review-by-jimmy-g.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/16/a-team-poster.html"><rss:title>A Team Poster</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/16/a-team-poster.html</rss:link><dc:creator>drunkenmaster</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-16T09:52:34Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Film Posters The A-Team</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I'm not at all excited by this but then I thought the series was a crock of shit. The cast is ok but in a year of Expendables and Kick Ass this just doesn't get my juices flowing. If you want a translation ask Jimmy but I think it's "there is no plan B" or something but then it could be "lets invade Poland".</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/16/great-tagline.html"><rss:title>Great Tagline</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/16/great-tagline.html</rss:link><dc:creator>drunkenmaster</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-16T09:48:49Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Film Posters Lovers Of Hate</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The poster is shite but that tagline is genius. I've eaten a few curdled loves myself in the past.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/storage/lovers_of_hate.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1268733004471" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/16/just-cant-wait.html"><rss:title>Just Can't Wait</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/16/just-cant-wait.html</rss:link><dc:creator>drunkenmaster</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-16T09:46:34Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Film Posters Kick Ass</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I'm so fucking excited about this film that everytime I see a new poster or trailer I cum in my already heavily soiled underpants. I really should consider changing them more than once a week.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/storage/kickass_ver15.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1268732887050" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/16/shrek-3-trailer.html"><rss:title>Shrek 3 Trailer</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/16/shrek-3-trailer.html</rss:link><dc:creator>drunkenmaster</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-16T09:42:32Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Cameron Diaz Mike Myers Shrek 3 Shrek Forever Trailers</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I've had a fucking shitload of problems with my internet connection this last week so my apologies for the lack of posts. I quickly realised that the huge amount of porn that I had on my hard drive was slowing it all down. After moving it all to an external hard drive it all seems to be back to fucking normal. Anyway how fucking inappropriate is that precedding a trailer for a childrens film but isn't that what we're about fuckers.</p>
<p><object width="520" height="281"><param name="movie" value="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/19576"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/19576" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true" width="520" height="281"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/16/green-zone-review-by-hollow-snake.html"><rss:title>Green Zone – Review by Hollow Snake</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/16/green-zone-review-by-hollow-snake.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Hollow Snake</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-16T07:42:46Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Film Reviews Green Zone</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="thumbnail-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><a href="javascript:showFullImage('/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=%2Fstorage%2Fgreen_zone_movie_poster.jpeg%3F__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION%3D1268725731649',740,500);"><img src="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/storage/thumbnails/2477512-6157307-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1268725733459" alt="" /></a></span></span>This is my first review for a while. Despite what most of you will think, I do actually have a fucking life.....those PS3 games aren't going to play themselves, y'know. Actually, it's not quite as sad as that &ndash; I've had genuine world-domination plans underway that have kept me busy for the last few weeks. However, I've seen a few things and I will hopefully get reviews up over the next few days. However, I had to get up at 5am just to get this done so don't bank on it....well, I didn't have to. Just fucking read it!</p>
<p><em><a href="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-reviews/2010/3/16/green-zone.html">Green Zone</a></em></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/15/predators-poster-and-images.html"><rss:title>Predators - Poster and Images</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/15/predators-poster-and-images.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Hollow Snake</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-15T10:23:54Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Film Posters Predators</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's Monday and we're going fucking <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1424381/" target="_blank"><em>Predators</em></a> crazy. Next up, we have teaser poster and the first look at a new predator, plus concept art for a predator "hound". I'm liking this!</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/storage/share_image.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1268649055005" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/15/first-sneak-peak-at-predators.html"><rss:title>First Sneak Peak at Predators</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/15/first-sneak-peak-at-predators.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Hollow Snake</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-15T09:53:17Z</dc:date><dc:subject>News Predators</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The SXSW Festival is on in the States at the moment and it's always around this time of year the geeks start getting raging hard-ons for the upcoming SCI-FIs. And this year is no fucking different. Up first, a sneak peak at the new, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001675/" target="_blank">Robert Rodriguez</a> produced, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1424381/" target="_blank"><em>Predators</em></a> film.</p>
<p>After recently playing the <em>Aliens Vs Predator</em> game, of which the Predator storyline was by far the best, I'm really looking forward to this. I watched <em>Predator 2</em> (Danny Glover FTW) again at the weekend and I think there's a great story to tell here if they incorporate more of the Predator folk-lore. And with <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004778/" target="_blank">Adrian Brody</a> and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000401/" target="_blank">Larry Fishburne</a> in tow, at least it won't fail because of the acting.</p>
<p>Check out the clip below. It's more of a featurette than a trailer. However, the first trailer is out on March 18th. Mark your diary fuckers!</p>
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<p><object width="598" height="288"><param name="movie" value="http://media2.firstshowing.net/firstshowing/flv-embed/flvplayer.swf"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"></param><param name="flashvars" value="width=598&height=288&file=http://media2.firstshowing.net/firstshowing/robinhood-marchnew-trailer.flv&image=http://media2.firstshowing.net/firstshowing/robinhood-marchnew-trailer.jpg&logo=http://media2.firstshowing.net/firstshowing/img/FSnet-Video-Logo.png&link=http://www.firstshowing.net&stretching=exactfit&quality=false&bufferlength=6&volume=90"></param> 	<embed src="http://media2.firstshowing.net/firstshowing/flv-embed/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="598" height="288" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="width=598&height=288&file=http://media2.firstshowing.net/firstshowing/robinhood-marchnew-trailer.flv&image=http://media2.firstshowing.net/firstshowing/robinhood-marchnew-trailer.jpg&logo=http://media2.firstshowing.net/firstshowing/img/FSnet-Video-Logo.png&link=http://www.firstshowing.net&stretching=exactfit&quality=false&bufferlength=6&volume=90" /> </object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/10/rip-corey-haim-23rd-dec-1971-10th-mar-2010.html"><rss:title>R.I.P Corey Haim (23rd Dec 1971 – 10th Mar 2010)</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/10/rip-corey-haim-23rd-dec-1971-10th-mar-2010.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Hollow Snake</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-10T14:00:27Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Corey Haim News R.I.P</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-right ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 250px;" src="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/storage/968bdfb2.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1268231255988" alt="" /></span></span>This news is only just breaking so exact details are still a little sketchy, but according to a number of sources <em>The Lost Boys</em> star was found dead in his apartment of an apparent accidental drug overdose in the early hours of this morning. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000433/" target="_blank">Corey Haim</a>, aged 38, shot to fame in the 80s after a string of hits with the half of the "Corey duo", Corey Feldman.</p>
<p>Although he'll be remembered most for <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093437/" target="_blank"><em>The Lost Boys</em></a>, an ever growing franchise with a third installment in the works that was to star both Coreys, I always liked <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090021/" target="_blank">Stephen King's <em>Silver Bullet</em></a>, in which Haim starred alongside Gary Busey as a disabled kid who believed a werewolf was behind a string of gruesome murders in a small town. Not the best film in the world but how many times have you seen a kid in a motorised wheelchair with flames painted on it going up against a fucking werewolf? That's right, none! Gertcha!</p>
<p>R.I.P Corey Haim</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/10/wtf.html"><rss:title>WTF</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/10/wtf.html</rss:link><dc:creator>drunkenmaster</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-10T10:01:09Z</dc:date><dc:subject>News Quentin Tarantino Smurfs</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have no fucking interest in this film what so ever but I had to bring you this latest casting rumour as it's really fucking out there. The Smurfs 3D film (fucking shoot me now) has already lined up Jonathan Winters as Papa Smurf, Katie Perry as Smurfette, George Lopez as Grouchy Smurf and Neil Patrick Harris as the human in the film. However new addition Alan Cummings has revealed, although how true it is I don't know that a certain Quentin Tarantino is being lined up to voice Brainy Smurf. Now I think we all respect the director skills of Mr Tarantino (he's a genius) but his acting skills leave alot to be fucking desired. The Smurfs is up there with the fucking Chipmunks for me in annoying childrens characters and I fucking hope this film bombs so we don't get a sequel unless of course Mr Cameron decides he can use their tiny blue arses for Avatar 2.<span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/storage/smurfs8po.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1268216107958" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/10/kick-ass-bad-guy.html"><rss:title>Kick Ass Bad Guy</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/10/kick-ass-bad-guy.html</rss:link><dc:creator>drunkenmaster</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-10T09:53:50Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Film Posters Kick Ass Mark Strong</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are some promising films being released this year but Kick Ass at the moment is the one I'm really looking forward to. Mark Strong is starting to becoming a huge fucking star and I see years ahead of him playing the classic British bad guy. Nows he's got his own fucking poster!</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/storage/Kick-Ass%20Mark%20Strong.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1268214960349" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/10/fucking-pissed-off.html"><rss:title>Fucking Pissed Off</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/10/fucking-pissed-off.html</rss:link><dc:creator>drunkenmaster</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-10T09:47:16Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Forest Whitaker Jude Law Repo Men Trailers</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I fucking hate putting this down as I do hate him but after his great turn in Sherlock Holmes I now find myself liking the look of Jude Laws latest film Repo Men. What the fuck is going on? Next I'll be putting forward an arguement on the acting talents of Keanu Reeves. By the way if that ever happens I will fucking kill myself in a very bizzare and painful manner.</p>
<p><object width="520" height="281"><param name="movie" value="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/19453"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/19453" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true" width="520" height="281"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/10/funny-as-fuck.html"><rss:title>Funny As Fuck</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/10/funny-as-fuck.html</rss:link><dc:creator>drunkenmaster</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-10T09:41:40Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Midgets Vs Mascots Trailers</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You've just got to fucking love this Midgets VS Mascots film. It looks wrong in so many ways but we all fucking like a bit of that don't we. I for one will be ordering my copy from the US very soon.</p>
<p><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/s4guUdHl2tU&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/s4guUdHl2tU&hl=en_GB&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/9/losers-poster.html"><rss:title>Losers Poster</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/9/losers-poster.html</rss:link><dc:creator>drunkenmaster</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-09T19:04:02Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Film Posters The Losers</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wasn't overly fucking excited about this when I read about it but my very geeky comic book friend assures me that it will be good. I have told him I will burn his entire collection if he's wrong. It's so embarassing watching a grown man cry.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/storage/losers_ver2.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1268161550584" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/9/alice-in-wonderland-review-by-jimmy-g.html"><rss:title>Alice In Wonderland Review By Jimmy G</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-news/2010/3/9/alice-in-wonderland-review-by-jimmy-g.html</rss:link><dc:creator>drunkenmaster</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-09T18:57:25Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Alice In Wonderland Film Reviews</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/storage/alice_in_wonderland_poster_mad_hatter.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1268161322431" alt="" /></span></span>Our good friend and resident fucking knob jockey Jimmy G has done FOF a review of Tim Burton film Alice In Wonderland. It's quite interesting what he has to say (it's not really he doesn't half go on) and I have noticed very mixed reviews about it. Of course stating he's playing the game on the DS has probably opened him up to a little bit of cussing from the Snake who being a serious gamer would probably set fire to the DS in a fit of gaming rage. Me, I'm off to play Bioshock after I've knocked one out over my Kate Beckinsale collection.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.fuckofffilm.com/movie-and-film-reviews/2010/3/9/alice-in-wonderland.html">Alice In&nbsp;Wonderland</a></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>