The Avengers

I rather like this Japanese poster for the upcoming Avengers film. Yes I did just say rather like. Think I may just go and shoot myself in the face.

Somebody Please Help Me!

I'm getting really fucking annoyed by this marketing campaign. It teases and pulls yet I'm still not fucking sure what it's abput. Are we going to see Gigers Alien or is it going to be hinted at. Prequel or not I want fucking face hugging, acid dripping, big tail swinging evil ugly motherfucker. Come on you wankers stop teasing.

Crap Of The Titans?

I think we all agree that the recent incarnation of Clash Of The Titans was absolute fucking bollocks. I have had better looking shits than the 3D overlay that was used. The biggest issue though was the lack of story which was replaced by CGI. The new trailer once more looks very fucking pretty but will it be more ofthe same? I fucking hope not.

Aussie Revenge

This is actually getting a cinema release in the US in June as it's become a bit of a cult classic. Now I've not seen it but it is sitting on my ever expanding to watch shelf even though I posted the trailer nearly two years ago. I will bring you a review soon.

Stupid, Purile, Childish and Maybe Crap

It's al of the above but I just don't fucking know why I seem drawn to it. I remember the original series with a certain Mr Depp. This will either be laugh out loud funny or complete shit. I'll let you know.

I Get It Now

I never used to get these comedy dramas and then around two years ago my life changed forever and now in a weird twist I get all those life films. This one definately has potential and I like Sarandon as long as she isn't spouting her political bollocks.

Modern Warfare 3

This is taking the US by storm and was made for no more than a jar of chickpeas and half a banana. I have to say that as I've spent alot of time recently playing Modern Warfare 3 it actually looks like the game.

Hi Ho Silver!

I used to watch the reruns of the Lone Ranger when I was a kid. Back in the day when there were three channels. Yes I'm that fucking ancient. The first photo has appeared online for Disneys 200 million dollar version and I love Depps Tonto and the new black wearing Ranger. Could be cool or could be a great big fucking flop.

Third Time Lucky

Men In Black was a pretty decent Summer blockbuster. Good fun, easy on the brain and quite funny, Men In Black 2 was none of these things and probably explains the gap between films. The trailer shows a little promise and anything with Brolin is worth a punt (except Jonah Hex which is fucking shocking).

Looks Good But I'm Not Sure

Alien is one of my all time favourite films and I hold it dear to my heart so when I heard of the planned prequel I wasn't sure what to think and to be fucking honest I won't have an opinion until I see the film. Trailer looks pretty though.

Pixar Glory

I could lie and say that I own every Pixar film on BluRay for the kids but the reality is I don't let those little buggers anywhere near my BluRay collection with their dirty little fingers. Trust me once you've seen a five or seven year old handle a DVD you don't let them near anything! So yes they are mine and I love them. Pixar films not the kids. Only joking but I do love Pixar films and I'm looking forward to this one too.

Bollocks!

Shit, fuck, wank, cunt, bollocks, cock, arse, dick, prick, anus, hairy swinging ones, klinkers, testicles, tits, fanny, putrid nipples, cheesy helmet and a rotten ringpiece is kind of how my bipolar is making me fucking feel today but in a weird twist of fate it's also exactly how I feel about this trailer for the new Adam Sandler film. Please somebody stop him making fucking films!

You May Like This

Sorry for the delay but been having a few issues with the site and Internet Explorer 9 as in they just don't fucking like each other. All a bit gay really but they've sorted out their differences now and here is my promised religion piece. If you are a good Christian it's probably a good idea if you avoid it although it's more of a mocking reflection of the stupidity of literal translation to suit ones own stupid ideals.

Movies vs Religion

Best Tagline Ever

I actually liked the last one as it was fucking funny and this tagline has me queuing fo the next. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.......more double DD's. What's not to like in that?

East Laaandonnnn

Fucking luvin it. Love a bit of the old East End gangster vibe but fuck me there's been some right fucking pony recently but I have hope for this one called Wild Bill. The two main reasons are the stella fucking cast and it's the first film by Dexter Fletcher who I'm a fan of from Lock Stock to Band Of Brothers.

The End of the World

I hope you all know that at the end of this year we are all going to die a horrible firey death as the World ends. Of course you must also know that this is complete crap and in fact the only thing that may end the World is if we go to war with Syria or Iran but that's another fucking thing altogether.

Chronicle Review

I've been hard at work on a few bits for you to sink your teeth into including a open and balanced view on Christian opinion on film (think you'll like it but I'm going to hell), another versus, an interview with an up and coming film maker who's film is very interesting indeed and I'm going to reveal a secret about myself that may humour some and disturb others. In the meantime enjoy my review of Chronicle.

Chronicle

I Can't Help But Like It

I just love the idea of this. American president as mighty slayer of the undead? Come on what's not to like?

Versus

Welcome fuckers to my new review thingy bob. I'm taking films from back then and comparing them to their modern remake counterparts. Which really is the bst? Who really fucking cares but I have a bit of fun as I get to watch some more films than normal. So this is Versus and I'm starting off with an easy one but next week I'm tackling The Thing so come back for that one.

Footloose (1984) Vs Footloose (2011)

Does All The Things A Spider Can........

And fuck me does he? I had severe doubts about this when I heard of it and the first trailer still left nagging doubts in my mind. Well today those have gone and I can't fucking wait. Andrew Garfield seems to have captured both his darkside and the humour that is associated to the web slinging arachnid man.