Ok so I've not been around. I'm not going to fucking apologise. I do happen to have a really fucking shitty mental illness and have had a change of meds and felt like fucking shit. If you want to hang around and if you don't then fuck off and if you expect me to weep then tough shit. I go through stages so sometimes I write and sometimes I don't. As I said stick around if you wish and read the only review of Nolans Batman closer that fucking matters or pop yourselves along to one of those pretty little places where the faires dance on buttercups. I'll be back later fuckers.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Ok I admit I have no fucking idea what this film is about but I have already ordered my outfits like this and all I can say is fuck you Thor and I hope you rust Iron Man.
I'll be posting a review of Piranha 3DD soon so my posting of this will make sense but come on people a 12 foot shark caught in a shop after a tsunami. What's not to fucking like?
This film looks so fucking cool and despite what some negative sites are saying this could be the coolest fucking film of the year and I'm sorry but Penn, Nolte, Stone, Brolin and Gosling is just class.
I don't care what you say the Van Dammage is a kindred spirit to me. He has mental health issues like me and also had a real problem with the Peruvian marching powder in the past. It's so cool to see him in the new Expendables but I have to say WTF is this about? A comedy? The poster makes me more nervous than a Korean stray dog.
Ok so he's still guilty of the travisity that is Daredevil but he does direct a fucking good film and I have to say that once again this looks promising. If you have a fucking mind then watch and make it up.
You can't beat a bit of politics and with the current state of this country and many others maybe they should take a leaf out of characters in this film. Now I'm considering running for political office and my main policies will be Lithium for everyone and the banning of bicycles in all urban areas.
Sorry it's been awhile but I've been a bit unwell recently, somewhat stressed and to be fucking honest trying not to fall into madness but with the help of my highly trained ninja monkeys things are currently ok and I'm sharing this fucked up poster with you. Freaky just like your sister fuckers.
Just check these two out. Andrew Garfield is Spiderman and Bale is Batman. Throw in the fact that the two villians are British too and we have plenty to fucking love as iconic comic characters are played by Brits. Fly the flag high motherfuckers and definately more interesting than the Olympics.
The first one was ok but always seemed like a taste of something so much better. Having seen this with the fabled trio kicking arse, that man Norris and a whole load of fucking Van Dammege awaiting them all. Come on I know you're excited.
I'll let the trailer speak for itself but Jimmy says he thinks it will rock and that's good enough for me.
This is the poster for a new film on it's way and I for one want to see. A gay couple take in a mentally handicapped lad in the late 70's and discover about life and family until the authorities discover the arrangement. Expect great acting and a shed load of manly tears from me.
I adore Pixar films. If my life is a little low I can always pop a Pixar disc in the old Bluray and it will bring a great big fucking grin to my face. This new effort from them I think looks pretty good but is it maybe a little niche for a mass audience? Only time will tell but I'm sure the Yanks will struggle with the accents.
I hate this wet vampire playing cunt and whenever I see a film come along with him in it I just avoid but I say to you watch this trailer for his new film because despite his pale and tiresome appearance it's directed by Cronenberg and anything he does is worth a watch. I mean I always hated Jeremy Irons but Dead Ringers was just fucking awesome.
There aren't actually that many great looking films due this year but this looks so fucking good and it almost made me wet my pants. Willis and Gordon-Levitt together and the lovely Emily Blunt thrown in for good measure. Trailer looks great and this brightens up my day.
My other half loves the generally half naked Channing Tatum and I loathe Steven Soderbergh so in a bid to prove equality here's a trailer for Magic Mike which looks really fucking shit but then let's be honest there are few women who have any real taste, apart from mine of course.
This is for Jimmy as I know he's just wishing that Lady Cyrus was texting him. Dirty git that he is. Lol, LMFAO, and whatever other stupid things you can text which mean nothing to me.
Spiderman has been a part of my life since I was about four or five. To this day I still read the comics and just love the web slinging anti hero. This poster is pretty fucking cool or so I think anyway.