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Monday
Jun232008

The Road - Next Cormac McCarthy Mega Movie

2477512-1666031-thumbnail.jpgOkay No Country For Old Men fucking rocked and following this I read another Cormac McCarthy book 'The Road'. This book is a fucking depressing post apocalyptic journey about a father a son and their journey. Its fucking great though and filming has now finished on the movie starring Viggo Mortensen.

Keep an eye out for this badboy and read the fucking book.
 

Monday
Jun232008

Classic Film Moment 7 - Friendo

Even if the ending of the film is a bit shit any only film critics like it so they can sit on their perch and look down at us mere mortals, No Country For Old Men was one hell of a fucking movie. This scene is tense as fuck and you keep wanting the old bastard to keep his mouth shut.

Monday
Jun232008

Mummy 3 Trailer - Da Shiznit

2477512-1665621-thumbnail.jpgOkay this looks pretty fucking cool even if the lead is a bit of a nob jockey. Trailer has loads of cool effects and will probably take away the bitter taste of Indiana Shit and The Temple of the Crystal Shit.

Watch The Mumm3 trailer here.

The Mummy 3 trailer

Monday
Jun232008

Terminator 4 - Yes Fucking Yes

terminator4.jpgI fucking love the Terminator franchise, I don't care if the last one was a bit shit it was still fucking cool. I think they have fucked up a little by not begging big Arnie to be involved some how but still they have done well to get the reliable Christian Bell on board. I'll soak up any information on this like a fucking thirsty sponge. Anyway I pissed everywhere this morning when Aint It Cool News reported that test screenings for the Dark Knight include a test screening for the T4 trailer - Terminator Salvation.

Anyway you can read the description of what it is about here

Monday
Jun232008

Spiderman 4 Coming May 2011 - Will Probably Be Shit

spiderman.jpgIts tough for a franchise to keep pumping out quality films, Alien got shit by the third one, The Godfather got shit by the third one, the Transporter got shit by the first one and thus Spiderman hit the same fate with number 3.

Even with such an emotionless toss-tard as Spiderman the first two were pretty fucking cool but the third one was shitter than a really big human shit.

Still a fourth one has been announced for May 2011, its in the diary as a day which will probably be shit. 

Monday
Jun232008

No Transformers 2...

transformers-logo.jpgYes, its true there will be no Transformers 2 but before you chop your tits off there will be a 'Transformers - Revenge Of The Fallen'. Someone has decided that the film does not need the number 2 in its title. Fair enough, sounds like a fucking cool name to me and as long as Megan Fox is jumping around then I'll be happy.

Filming has started on this bad boy which is set for release in May 2009. 

Monday
Jun232008

Inglorious Bastards - Quentin Cuts The Fucker In Two

quentin-tarantino.jpgOkay Death Proof may not have not appealed to everyone (I though it was fucking cool) but Quentin's next movie, Inglorious Bastards, a homage to such classics as The Great Escape and The Dirty Dozen is going to fucking rule.

Dark Horizons has reported that the film is to be split into two films, Kill Bill stylee.

Monday
Jun232008

Hellboy 2 Trailer - The Big Red Fucker Is Back

hellboy_2_film_poster.jpgHe is big and red, he is a big red fucker. Watch the Hellboy 2 trailer here, its fucking brilliant.

Hellboy 2 trailer

Monday
Jun232008

Hostel 3 - Will It Won't It

hostel_film_random_shot.jpgI do like a bit of horror and I was a big fan of the first Hostel even though it was essentially a bit shit. The film was a bit of a let down after the fucking superb Cabin Fever but still Eli Roth delivered something different. The second in the series was essentially the same film with blokes traded for chicks and a bit shitter.

Bloody Disgusting has rumoured that conversations have begun over a third and probably slightly shitter than the other two film. Excited, a little bit as gratuitous torture is always a laugh. 

Monday
Jun232008

Woody Harrelson Makes Another Shit Film - Transsiberian Trailer

transsiberian-film-poster.jpgI would love to make Woody Harrelson sit through some of the shit he has made and then justify it. Why make such a pissface of a movie the year after a good cameo in one of the best films of the year, No Country For Old Men.

This looks so piss. Watch the Transsiberian trailer here.

Transsiberian Trailer

Sunday
Jun222008

Classic Film Moment 6 - Ed-209 Goes Postal

Robocop is a fucking legend of a film, I can't fucking believe I didn't put it in my top 50 films, what a shitface. Anyway I have updated it, clearly this film should be in the top 50, its fucking legendary.

Anyway twatters I have chosen the scene where ED-209 goes postal. Got to love it at the end where some idiot says 'Will someone call a god dam paramedic' after the dude has been pumped with around 10 millions rounds.

Sunday
Jun222008

Retro Film Moment - Terminator 2 Trailer

As I have mentioned wench seems to have missed seeing some of the best fucking films, fuck knows where she has been. Tonight we are going to watch the fucking brilliant Terminator 2. Here is the trailer from the film.

'Asta La Vista Baby' 

Sunday
Jun222008

Escape From New York Remake - Josh Brolin?

brolin-escape-from-ny-rumor.jpgSlashfilm.com has reported that Escape From New York is to be remade with Josh Brolin possibly starring as Snake Plissken. What a SHIT idea. Why remake such a classic which is so suited for its time. Josh Brolin has some good credit at the moment after his brilliant performance in No Country For Old Men I hope its all bullshit and he tells whoever is behind this to fuck off.

Slashfilm.com report on Escape From New York Remake

Sunday
Jun222008

Classic Film Moments 5 - The Line Up

The Usual Suspects is a fucking brilliant film and if you haven't seen it then you are a twat. It is number 2 on my all time top 50 films which means its shitting amazing. I remember all the posters in the Underground of the lineup and its one of the best scenes in the film. Firstly it tells a lot seeing it after knowing the end of the film and secondly is has loads of fucking swearing and I fucking love swearing.

Sunday
Jun222008

Teeth Banned Film Poster

For those who have not heard about Teeth it is a new film about a girl who has teeth with both sets of lips, uh huh that's teeth on her rat. Can't wait to see this fucker. Empire Online has revealed the banned poster on its website.

teeth-banned-film-poster.jpg 

 

 

 

 

See the full article at Empire Online. Teeth banned film poster

Sunday
Jun222008

Wall-E Trailer

wall-e-poster.jpgIf like me you are a parent and have to sit through countless shit kids films then you should be looking forward to the release of the latest Pixar film Wall-E. It looks as good as all the other fuckers they have made. Watch the Wall-E trailer here.

Wall-E trailer

Saturday
Jun212008

Wench Catch Up 1 - Hard Candy

hard-candy-film-poster.jpgSo in compiling my top 50 films I realised what a retard the wench was with the amount of top films she has missed with her addiction sticking to her romantic comedies. So I now have the pleasure now of reseeing some badboy motherfucking films to bring her upto date. First up was the tense Hard Candy, read the review here.

Hard Candy Review 

Saturday
Jun212008

Classic Film Moments 4 - Tip For The Tippers

Reservoir Dogs is my favourite film ever, to me it was perfect cinema even though I was too much of a sperm to get into it when I was a kid. Picking a classic film moment from all the parts of the film was very difficult, the ear chop, bark or day little doggy or bite or the name picking are all brilliant....still....the opening scene where Mr Pink debates the ethical nature of tipping is classic Tarantino and was the start of the worlds love affair with his films.

Saturday
Jun212008

Pacino and De Niro - Righteous Kill Trailer

righteous-kill-film-poster.jpgClearly two heavyweight motherfuckers over the last few decades, between them in 6 of my top 50 films ever but something does not look right about this trailer, its the wrong story to waste the opportunity to have the two of them together. Watch the trailer here.

Righteous Kill trailer 

Saturday
Jun212008

Hancock - Latest Trailer

hancock-film-poster.jpgShould be shit, might be good. The Fresh Prince of Bell End really let down on I Am Legend but this looks like it might actually be alright. Watch the trailer here.

Hancock Film Trailer