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Wednesday
Mar102010

WTF

I have no fucking interest in this film what so ever but I had to bring you this latest casting rumour as it's really fucking out there. The Smurfs 3D film (fucking shoot me now) has already lined up Jonathan Winters as Papa Smurf, Katie Perry as Smurfette, George Lopez as Grouchy Smurf and Neil Patrick Harris as the human in the film. However new addition Alan Cummings has revealed, although how true it is I don't know that a certain Quentin Tarantino is being lined up to voice Brainy Smurf. Now I think we all respect the director skills of Mr Tarantino (he's a genius) but his acting skills leave alot to be fucking desired. The Smurfs is up there with the fucking Chipmunks for me in annoying childrens characters and I fucking hope this film bombs so we don't get a sequel unless of course Mr Cameron decides he can use their tiny blue arses for Avatar 2.

Reader Comments (12)

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March 10, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJack Kirby

The Smurfs are from Belgium :D yay! (proud of my country) lol

March 10, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMissix

You must be. So the Smurfs, nice chocolate and Jean Claude Van Damme. Wow.

March 11, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterdrunkenmaster

And stella!

March 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJimmy G

and Marc Dutroux

March 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSenor N

Blue midgets are the fucking best

March 12, 2010 | Registered CommenterMr Fuck Off

@mrfuckoff - you mean blue midgets are the best fucking?

March 12, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJimmy G

I'm very worried about you.

March 12, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterdrunkenmaster

I'm very worried about you.

March 12, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterdrunkenmaster

Yes, it's too bad about Marc Dutroux

but indeed we have the best chocolate, beer, French fries (which are Belgian, not French! :D), smurfs ... :D

I think I'll have to watch this movie ^^

March 12, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMissix

No Jimmy, your mum is the best at fucking, she has had lots of practice

March 12, 2010 | Registered CommenterMr Fuck Off

yes but you see because your mum IS a blue midget - I was referring to her actually!

March 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJimmy G

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