WTF
Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 10:01AM I have no fucking interest in this film what so ever but I had to bring you this latest casting rumour as it's really fucking out there. The Smurfs 3D film (fucking shoot me now) has already lined up Jonathan Winters as Papa Smurf, Katie Perry as Smurfette, George Lopez as Grouchy Smurf and Neil Patrick Harris as the human in the film. However new addition Alan Cummings has revealed, although how true it is I don't know that a certain Quentin Tarantino is being lined up to voice Brainy Smurf. Now I think we all respect the director skills of Mr Tarantino (he's a genius) but his acting skills leave alot to be fucking desired. The Smurfs is up there with the fucking Chipmunks for me in annoying childrens characters and I fucking hope this film bombs so we don't get a sequel unless of course Mr Cameron decides he can use their tiny blue arses for Avatar 2.
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The Smurfs are from Belgium :D yay! (proud of my country) lol
You must be. So the Smurfs, nice chocolate and Jean Claude Van Damme. Wow.
And stella!
and Marc Dutroux
Blue midgets are the fucking best
@mrfuckoff - you mean blue midgets are the best fucking?
I'm very worried about you.
I'm very worried about you.
Yes, it's too bad about Marc Dutroux
but indeed we have the best chocolate, beer, French fries (which are Belgian, not French! :D), smurfs ... :D
I think I'll have to watch this movie ^^
No Jimmy, your mum is the best at fucking, she has had lots of practice
yes but you see because your mum IS a blue midget - I was referring to her actually!