Angels & Demons International Poster

Why don't I care about this film? Tom Hanks, thats why. Firstly he has a mullet and secondly he makes shit films now. Bring back Big!

Here is an international poster for Angels & Demons, rubbish huh?

Comments

[Big Brother]

This has to be the worst book I have ever read - it is worth reading just because it is so terrible. Here's the plot: Hanks flies in a space plane from America to Switzerland in 1 hour where he finds a grisly murder has taken place. Police aren't called. Teams up with murdered mans daughter and flies in space plane to Rome, as you would, in search of a secret sect who want to run the world. Pope has just died; Hanks unsuccessfully tries to stop 4 cardinals who're next in line to being Pope from being murdered in a mixture of terrible ways, and in the process ruins the Vaticans library and is repeatedly shot at, and arrested. Daughter of first murdered man is kidnaped and nearly raped. Hanks (a lecturer) saves her from an expert trained killer. A new type of bomb the size of a test tube with enough power to blow up the whole of the Vatican City has been hidden. They find it (surprise) but it's about to go off. The Pope's old assistant (who can fly helicopters) and Hanks take it in a Helicopter up into the sky where it will explode saving the Vatican City. They do this infront of 500,000 people and the world's media. The Pope's assistant dons a parachute and jumps out of the helicopter leaving Hanks to die at about 10,000ft. Hanks grabs some tarpaulin, fashions a makeshift parachute and jumps out to land in the Tigris where he is saved from drowning by some strangers who happen to be there. Meanwhile the Pope's assistant appears on the Vatican roof where the 500,000 people think they've seen a miracle and claim that he is God's chosen saviour of the world. Hanks turns up and blows everyones hopes. Pope's assistant kills himself. Daughter of first murdered man and Hanks shag. This all happens in 24 hours. Utter, utter putrid guff. To make matters worse the film is going to also star Ewan MacWanker. Dan Brown is a hero as he has proved that it is possible to get any old crap published and made into a film and you can make an absolute mint in the process. People with artisit integrity are the ones who should worry. It is the kind of book you'd expect from a 10 year old, whose mental age is 5, and has problems articulating anything coherently. The kinda of book that started life written on walls in shit.

[Gonzo]

I agree with all the above by Big Brother. I had just got back into reading books again and after reading this one, I stopped. However, I found it much more believable than the Da Vinci Code! I hated that book and I detested the movie

[Rudy Huxtable]

Just to edit that down a bit:

"This has to be [blah blah] shit"