Feature: Brad Pitt's 10 Greatest Roles

click to enlargeBrad Pitt is a lucky cool fucker, not only is he a good looking bastard, he is married to Angelina Jolie and a total badass actor. I don't think he gets the credit he deserves due to his poster boy status but the fella is so versatile. Where as certain actors like Morgan Freeman play themself in every film, Brad Pitt gets truly into each role. So below please find what I believe are his best fucking roles, not best films but the roles he fucking nails.

Something of note, when I was researching this I found out he was considered for the lead role in The Matrix, fucking gutted, he would have been so much better than Retard Reeves.

10. The Mexican - Jerry Welbach
There is not much footage available for this film on You Tube so I have just put in the trailer. Jerry is one cool mofo.

9. Burn After Reading - Chad Feldheimer
Okay I haven't actually seen this yet as it is only just coming out but from the trailers I can just tell it is going to rock.

8. Thelma & Louise - J.D.
This was the first big film role for Brad and he nails the fucker as the cool J.D.

7. Se7en - Detective David Mills
This is probably my favourite Brad Pitt film, without this there would be no Saw and Hostel, just watch the final scene, it is a spoiler if you have not seen Seven but then again if you have not seen Seven you deserve to die.

6. The Assassination of Jesse James - Jesse James
Some would say this was Brad Pitts greatest performance, I would say fuck off its not but its pretty fucking good

5. True Romance - Floyd
Everyone loves Floyd, Floyd is a dude and is the peak of the film. For such a small roll Brad is great. Most people would select the mob scene but they are idiots, the end of this scene really shows Floyd for who he is.

4. Twelve Monkeys - Jeffrey Goines
Gonzo will say this should be number 1 but he is a big nose idiot. Brad is brilliant here as the psychotic Jeffrey Goines and takes the film from Bruce.

3. Kalifornia - Early Grayce
The next three were so tough, I really am split between Early and Tyler, both so different but both so important. I know a few people have not seen this film and I hate them.

2. Fight Club - Tyler Durden
Fight Club is a film that everyone likes, if I ever meet someone who does not I am going to proper wack them in the nuts just for trying to be different. Tyler Durden, though not Brads best role is one of the coolest film characters ever.

1. Snatch - Mickey O'Neill
Mickey, why? Well it is his greatest role, read the title of the article you prick.