Feature: Bruce's 10 Best Films

Click to enlargeAfter the lively debate on the Arnie article and the fact that the only decent news worth reporting is the new Max Payne posters I decided to knock up another one of these top 10 best films and I look forward to your feedback. Also if anyone has a top 10 list they want to see then let me know, if I like it it goes up if not then I'll tell you what a cock you are.

Anyway next up is the super duper Bruce 'badass' Willis. This fucker has made so many films as both the star and in cameo. I love him like a cool uncle. Those which missed out, Lucky Number Slevin (nearly), Planet Terror (not seen it) and Armageddon (totally wank).

I can't be fucked to put videos in this time, go to You Tube if you want them you lazy tosser.

10. Last Man Standing
This was a surprise hit, it totally came out of nowhere and rocked like Megadeth. I am not a huge fan of Western's but Bruce plays his hired hand gun slinger brilliantly.

9. Die Hard 2
Not as good as the first but not a bad sequel, I loved the whole airport setting and control terrorists had over the planes in flight.

8. Hostage
Another surprise hit, my pops told me to watch this and he has recommended some proper shit in the past but this is a tense bad ass of a movie.

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7. Unbreakable
This is one of the those love hate films where I love it and some dick heads totally hate it. They are dick heads and they can do one. Made when Night Shyamalan was good before the very shit The Happening this is a different kind of super hero movie.

6. The Fifth Element
I fucking loved this, I love the sets, I loved the costumes, I loved the cast, I loved the plot and I love Bruce very very much.

5. The Sixth Sense
My wanker of a brother told me that he was already dead before I saw this which proper pissed me off but the film was still proper wickedly bad ass.

4. The Last Boy Scout
So many classic moments in this film including the best opening to a film ever which features in my Classic Film Moments, I love this so hard.

3. Twelve Monkeys
There is something very special about this film, not special like by nob brother but special in that I did not know what to expect but loved it so much that I watched it again 23 minutes later.

2. Pulp Fiction
Some may argue this should be above the number 1 and I did seriously consider it but although it is in some ways a better film than Die Hard it is not Bruce's best role.

1. Die Hard
The absolute daddy of Bruce Willis films, when my brother sat me down to watch it I was young and I only got to see these films when he let me and I was so blown away. I must have seen it about 50 times, fucking amazing, if you have never seen this, I'll be honest, I really hope you die.

Comments

[Corran Horn]

I think you'll find that Hudson Hawk has to be top of the list.