Arnie's Greatest 10 Films
Wednesday, August 20, 2008 at 09:13PM ;)
Click to enlargeWith today being a shit news day unless you want me to write about bollocks like Tom Cruise's latest shit film I have decided to write another feature and what better than lining up the best 10 films of action hero Arnold Motherfucking Schwarzenegger. I love this dude, he has made so many of my favourite fucking films and he deserves muchos credit for it.
10. True Lies
Starting the list is the brilliant True Lies which received an Oscar nomination for best visual effects. Arnie is brilliant as ever but the best moment of the film was seeing down Jamie Lee's top when she was hanging from the helicopter.
9. Conan The Barbarian
The first film I ever saw with Arnie and I fell in love with him and his acting immediately.
8. Commando
This is in my classic film moments as this is a bad boy film for watching bad guys get shot. It is truly incredible how many bad dudes get shot up in this.
7. Twins
Some may turn their nose up at this but it is a fucking classic. The on screen relationship between Arnie and midget Danny DeVito is magic and it is just one of those films where you just can't help but smile.
6. Terminator
I watched the original on a Betamax round my mate Jodie's house back when we used to be friends, we fell out though as he is a cock. This proper shit me up as I was only a kid but it fucking rocked too.
5. Predator
Yes a total fucking legend of a film, the bad ass Predator taking on Arnie. Another film I saw way too young but loved anyway. The sequel is pretty good if you haven't seen it.
4. Total Recall
All I can say is women with three tits, lets give Evolution a big kick in the ass and get on with these. Oh and the film is amazing, nearly snuck in there at number 2 but I can't dislodge Judgement Day.
3. The Running Man
I am such a twat, some how I forgot to add this but Gonzo the big nosed nob head rightly pointed that out, its not even like missing a half decent film, The Running Man is fucking amazing.
2. Terminator 2
I couldn't get into the cinema to see this as some bitch on reception didn't believe I was 15, I wasn't but she can fuck off anyway the spotty fadge, I bet she has 5 kids by 5 dads now.
1. Kindergarten Cop
The undisputed king of Arnie films, this is so fucking good, seriously I fucking love it. The story of detective John Kimble going undercover in a Kindergarten to find a Drug Dealer.
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Reader Comments (1)
Christmas 1988 and first (underage) taste of Arnie in the form of Predator, and for that reason it is my personal number one (for whatever the fuck that's worth). Remember being shocked as Blain's chest is exploded. Gonna have me some fun... Gonna have me some fun...