Friday, August 6, 2010 at 09:37PM A drunken two minute fumble? Maybe an epic marathon shag or just a big disapointment but we all remember that first time don't we? This looks pretty interesting and a little like American Teen if you've seen it. Blow up dolls and shaving your nuts though? Sounds like something Jimmy might do.
The Virginity Hit in Trailers Friday, August 6, 2010 at 06:02PM C S Lewis wrote a collection of great childrens books. I read them several times as a young fellow and remember their religious background and somewhat dark undertones. Hollywood has suceeded in taking this and turning it into a load of fluffy bollocks with annoying kids and shit animatronics and CGI. Now it's in fucking 3D. Bet you can't fucking wait. Please someone just burn the factory that makes the 3D glasses as I'm already bored.
Friday, August 6, 2010 at 05:58PM Now I really love the look of this fucker. Produced by Del Toro it looks like a Pans Labyrinth type affair and that face at the end of the trailer has got me quite excited even if it does look like Jimmys mum.
Monday, August 2, 2010 at 09:47PM ;)
I know I've not exactly been forthcoming with the reviews recently but I'm only just starting to get back into the swing of things on here. This review will kick off a load for you but although i may review the odd new film (you can read those anywhere) I'm going to start doing more of the older stuff from my own extensive collection. Expect some glorious shit but for now I leave you with this review and I'll be back soon motherfuckers!
The A-Team in Film Reviews Monday, August 2, 2010 at 05:41PM Oh yeah oh joy another Resident Evil film and this time in 3D. I can hardly conceal my erection.
Monday, August 2, 2010 at 05:37PM No idea but like the poster campaign. Think it's aliens but may not give a shit. Check the rest out here IMP.
Monday, August 2, 2010 at 05:35PM Sucker Punch is already my favourite film of 2011 and with the recent trailer and posters I just can't fucking wait. Check this bugger out people!
Suckerpunch, Zack Snyder in Film Posters Monday, August 2, 2010 at 05:33PM I'm actually looking forward to this fucker now. Looks like fun and right now I fucking need some of that. Anyway this poster has a bikini clad arse in it so it must be good?
Piranha 3D in Film Posters Tuesday, July 27, 2010 at 09:08PM I posted about this just the other day and finally heres a trailer. Looks fucking awesome and I hope they keep the mystery until the films release.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010 at 09:02PM After the disappointments of 2010 I can't wait for 2011. A whole string of possibly great films are on the way and I'm very fucking excited. This is one that is very high on my list and it's not about a Catholic priest and some altar boys so the pope can sleep easy.
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Paul Bettany, Priest in Trailers Tuesday, July 27, 2010 at 08:48PM Now although i'm a comic geek I don't actually know much about The Green Lantern but I did read The Blackest Night recently which was rather fucking good. Will the film live up to geeky expectations? Who knows but it looks like the coming year could be the time of Ryan Reynolds.
Green Lantern, Ryan Reynolds in Film Posters Tuesday, July 27, 2010 at 08:44PM Del Toro may have left directing duties on the Hobbit (fucking gutted) but at least his weirdness will still find it's way to us. Don't Be afraid Of The Dark is due next year.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010 at 08:38PM Let the Right One In was fucking genius and although to be fair the trailer for the Yank remake looks ok it's purely for fucking retards who can't read subtitles. One thing is for sure it can't be as fucking shite a the REC remake. Can it?
Tuesday, July 27, 2010 at 05:49PM If you haven't seen the Suckerpunch trailer (below), then maybe this poster will encourage you to check it out. If it does, you're either a fag or a non-lesbian girl, neither of which make you a bad person...just un-Suckerpunch-ed. Go HERE for more poster action.
Suckerpunch in Film Posters Tuesday, July 27, 2010 at 05:41PM Apple have just released the first teaser for Zack Snyder's (Watchmen, 300) Suckerpunch. Question: can there ever be too many hot-girls with guns in a film? The answer is, fuck no! Head on over to Apple and let us know what you think....you won't fucking regret it!
Suckerpunch, Zack Snyder in Trailers Sunday, July 25, 2010 at 08:47PM For those of you in the know you'll be aware it's Comic Con this weekend so all the geeks get to see what's in store for them in the coming months. This is a little strange but strangely appealing.
Sunday, July 25, 2010 at 08:39PM It was inevitable that Saw would move into 3D but to be honest after the last few films which were fucking shit I doubt that a silly pair of fucking glasses is going to improve things. It says this is the last one and I really fucking hope so because this is like a dose of fucking crabs. You may have had fun to begin with but getting rid of the fuckers can be hard work.
Sunday, July 25, 2010 at 08:34PM De Niro and Norton. Now there's a great pair up for modern cinema. Stone is looking good so watch the trailer because for once I'd be fucking interested to know what you fuckers think.
Edward Norton, Milla Jovovich, Robert De Niro, Stone in Trailers Sunday, July 25, 2010 at 08:24PM Ryan Reynolds is proving to be a bit of a cool motherfucker and apart from the fact this trailer doesn't show fuck all really if you listen you'll hear that it could be one of this years tightest thrillers. For me being buried alive is amongst my worst fucking nightmares! Nearly as bad as waking up between two fat birds.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010 at 09:00PM I'm pretty excited by the upcoming Thor film and have high hopes for it. I think it could be another good step for the comic book film. Nolans Batman paved the way for a braver approach to the comic adaptation and the likes of Iron Man gave it something else. The thought of Brannaghs Thor is very fucking interesting but until we see a trailer we can't really know what's coming so here's a man with a hammer.
Kenneth Brannagh, Thor in News