When I began writing for this wonderful piece of shit site it was a dream come true. To be able to get word out there of upcoming releases and review screenings etc was to a cinephile like myself a moment of unrivalled ecstasy. However when I became ill my whole world changed as did my perspective on what life really meant. I was no longer happy with the content of the site and I began to write less and less. However in the last few weeks I have finally awoken from my slumber and awoken my army of specially trained ninja monkeys and I am about to bring you the new style of FOF.
You see I figured that if you need a review of Skyfall or The Avengers you're not coming here for it and why would you? I mean the critics at Total Film are not going to see these films on the day of release are they. They'll see them way before and therefore will bring you a decision making review. However I can give you something they rarely do and that's a firm eye on the lesser known gems of cinema. Want to know your Dead Snow from your Norwegian Ninja? Or your Robot Giesha from your Helldriver? Well this will be the place to come. Of course I will give you trailers etc of the big stuff too but will rarely review them. From now on I want you to start seeing the films you always miss. Mainstream cinema generally disappoints nowadays with it's endless fucking remakes as I will show you shortly with three classic fuck ups in the offing and I think you desrve more. So as they say where I come from "sit back, grab your balls and prepare for the ride because it's going to be a weird one". By the way they don't say that at all. Let's go fuckers.