Monday, February 8, 2010 at 06:19PM The Hood trailer and this one are TV spots from the Superbowl which is where two large groups of men pad themselves up and hit each other in game that seems to last for three days. It's like Rugby League but more boring.
Alice In Wonderland in Trailers Monday, February 8, 2010 at 06:13PM It's so hard to see wether this will be any fucking good as when I first saw the Gladiator trailer I wasn't sure. I used to live in Nottingham and became quite immersed in the Hood legend so I am quite interested but it doesn't change the fact it's got Crowe in it and he is a bit of a twat.
Robin Hood, Russell Crowe in Trailers Monday, February 8, 2010 at 12:48PM 
My first post in fucking ages and it is a beauty.
BILL MURRAY WILL BE IN GHOSTBUSTERS 3! There I said it, who wants to touch me?
Every cunt is excited about this third Ghostbusters movie even though 3rd films are usually shit, The Godfather, Superman blah, blah fucking blah... Yet I just know Ghostbusters 3 is going to kick ass even more so now my funny face Bill Murray is in on the action.
Read more about it at the totally fucking badass Total Film.
Bill Murray, Ghostbusters 3 in News Thursday, February 4, 2010 at 06:20PM This new Brit flick is called Heartless about a young lad called Jamie who has a heart shaped birthmark on his face that has left him feeling a bit fucking isolated from society. Living in East London the area is terrorised by hooded gangs who he actually discovers are demons. When they kill his mother he swears vengence and becomes demon hunter. Could be really, really good or a great big pile of shite.
Thursday, February 4, 2010 at 06:15PM If you're a Star Wars fan then you'll know that one of the worlds greatest unsolved mysteries is why didn't Lucas leave it alone? His digital tinkering with the originals and then the new trilogy scarred a generation but gained another one of new younger fans. This new documentary full of the usual weirdos and geeks puts Lucas on trial. Personally I'd rather see him hung for Crystal Skull. That fucking piece of shit still fucking haunts me.
Thursday, February 4, 2010 at 05:49PM ;)
My first review in awhile and well what can I say? You'll either love this film or not. Did I? Well fucking check it out and see for yourselves. Look fuckers I can't make all your fucking decisions for you so sometimes you have to be all grown up and sort it your fucking selfs. I am in a right fucking shitty mood and couldn't be arsed to write this up but I did. Anyway its time for me to go and pretend I have a life for a couple of hours so fuck off and maybe I'll put something else up later. If I can be arsed.
Ninja Assassin in Film Reviews Thursday, February 4, 2010 at 08:31AM ;)
Thankfully it's the final part of something that has taken me over a fucking month to get up on here. You may think I'm a lazy fucker but I think you know that I've been otherwise distracted. The trials and tribulations of life certainly challenge you from time to time. The Snake and I had our biggest fall outs over the top five but once I'd beaten him severely with his own chopped off limbs he came to his senses and agreed. Actually we had pretty much got the top five sorted straight away it was the rest that were the fucking problem. Many of you will disagree with our selection but as usual we really don't give a fuck. These are the films that to us were special either in a cinematic way or on a personnal level. So at last I give you the Top Five Films Of The Decade. Enjoy and keep your fucking opinions to yourself. Sorry no room for Potter in the top films because he's fucking shite!
Wednesday, February 3, 2010 at 08:23PM This has been creating a bit of a buzz around the net and is like Pixar doing Night Of The Living Dead. It could be genius or a great big pile of rotting llama foetus. This is the teaser and I'd be interested to know what you fuckwits think if you're capable of thought that is.
Wednesday, February 3, 2010 at 08:17PM I put the trailer for Cut up the other day which so they claim is the first horror film shot in one continuous shot and then I stumble across this fucker called The Silent House from Uruguay which to is claiming to be this. Shot for around $6000 this actually looks like it could be pretty good and I bet you now it's scarier than that bollocks Paranormal Activity. Check it out people.
The Silent House in Trailers Wednesday, February 3, 2010 at 08:05PM The first poster for Knights Templar epic Ironclad has appeared online and I think this could rock but then I'm also a really boring fucker who loves history. The Knights Templar were an unpleasant bunch but Ironclad tells the tale of a group of them in the 13th century defending a castle against King John. Expect blood and much shouting. You might be interested to know that according to some sources the origin of Friday the 13th is because of these guys after King Phillip ordered the mass arrest of their order on 13th October 1307. Ok I'm one of those fuckers who has a head full of useless information.
Ironclad in Film Posters Wednesday, February 3, 2010 at 07:53PM If like me you have no life and have spent far too much of it watching films then you may have delved into the world of cheap films with titles like Chopper Chicks In Zombietown, Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers and Lobster Men From Mars. I put this up due to the fact it evokes many memories for me of a youth watching shit that I loved. How I didn't become the next Tarantino I don't fucking know.
Tuesday, February 2, 2010 at 08:39PM It's not that different to previous trailers but this is the new international trailer and to be fucking honest I like the look of this film so fucking much that I'll use any excuse to put shit up about it.
Kick Ass, Mark Millar in Trailers Tuesday, February 2, 2010 at 08:15PM ;)
I'm not a huge fan of the anal rimming that is the Oscars. To be honest I think they're a bit shit and a bit of a fucking joke. Scorsese received his first one for The Departed which you have to say is a fucking farce. In 1990 the best film was Driving Miss Daisy in the year Goodfellas was out. Titanic won 11 of the fuckers and that's just shit but it's all about back slapping and when Return Of The King won a shit load it was only because the Academy realised they had fucked up by not giving them to Fellowship. No I have little fucking interest but I hope The Hurt Locker gets some recognition, Waltz takes Best Supporting Actor and Mo'Nique from Precious gets one. All the visual stuff will go to Avatar which is fair enough but is it really that fucking important. We are the ones that make sure films get the right audience by watching them and spreading the fucking word so fuck the Oscars. If you're bothered check out the nominations here.
Tuesday, February 2, 2010 at 03:57PM Ong Bak was fucking awesome but part 2 was a big pile of shite with no real connection to the first one aside from Tony Jaa. However in both films one thing stands out and that's Jaas fucking amazing fighting ability so if you like Martial Arts films then you can't go far wrong with this fucker.
Monday, February 1, 2010 at 06:55PM ;)
It's been a long time coming but what can I fucking say. I'd fucking challenge anyone to fucking finish anything with what I've fucking been through recently. If you've got any fucking complaints send to the management and they'll tell you to fuck off as well. Anyway I'm going to crack fucking right on with it because I've got a date with Ninja Assassin which I suspect is going to be shite but you'll know that later. So on we go and number ten is the first entry in the top ten for a certain Mr Nolan.
Monday, February 1, 2010 at 02:06PM ;)
Ok so I deserted you for a bit but I'm back and I've got a fucking back log of stuff to deal with and get up on here to stop you whiney fuckers go on. So in the next week expect reviews of IP Man, Ninja Assassin, Edge Of Darkness and the large pile of review discs I've finally started watching. On top of that they'll be the usual bad language to please you simple twats in all the news and trailers but most definately by the end of tomorrow you will see the final two parts of Top Films Of the Decade. Yes I'm finally pulling my finger out of my arse and sorting it all out. Of course I can't help but add to this with I'm also trying to pack up a house to move and look after a Peppa Pig obsessed three year old, but fuck it life is starting to look a little brighter now just to move that big fucking cloud. Fuck you all cunt monkeys.
Fuck Off Film in News Sunday, January 31, 2010 at 08:27PM I really fucking like the look of this. It's a horror film and it's shot in one continuous shot. It's called Cut and stars Gremlins legend Zach Galligan. This is exactly the type of film I like to promote. We don't know yet if it'll be any good but at least it's film makers trying something fucking different and hey who doesn't get freaked out by clowns.
Cut, Simon Phillips, Zach Galligan in Trailers Sunday, January 31, 2010 at 08:13PM It's safe to say that there are fucking loads of comic book adaptations in the pipeline right now but this one has probably slipped under your radar. I'm not sure but it's got Jeffry Dean Morgan in it and he was fucking awesome as The Comedian in Watchmen. Let me know what you think fuckheads.
Jeffry Dean Morgan, The Losers in Trailers Sunday, January 31, 2010 at 08:06PM My intention was to put this trailer up for the increasing lady visitors we're getting but you know what, and this could be just because my life is short on fucking laughs right now but this is actually pretty funny. Fuck you I think it is plus there's a small deposit for the wank bank in there.
Sunday, January 31, 2010 at 07:54PM Snake put the trailer up so here's a poster to feast your eyes on and its Mr Douglas looking cool for an old guy and that twat from Transformers looking like.... well a twat. I fucking hate him and it may result in me avoiding this film like I might avoid someone with a liberal view on things.
