Saturday, May 19, 2012 at 03:16PM Man Eating Fish, lots of 3D boobs, blood and the Hoff. Who needs anything else? Not me fuckers.
Piranha 3DD in Film Reviews Wednesday, May 16, 2012 at 10:34PM It's four minutes of Spidey. I'm not saying anymore.
Wednesday, May 16, 2012 at 10:23PM Ok I admit I have no fucking idea what this film is about but I have already ordered my outfits like this and all I can say is fuck you Thor and I hope you rust Iron Man.
Inseperable in Film Posters Wednesday, May 16, 2012 at 10:17PM I'll be posting a review of Piranha 3DD soon so my posting of this will make sense but come on people a 12 foot shark caught in a shop after a tsunami. What's not to fucking like?
Wednesday, May 16, 2012 at 10:07PM This film looks so fucking cool and despite what some negative sites are saying this could be the coolest fucking film of the year and I'm sorry but Penn, Nolte, Stone, Brolin and Gosling is just class.
Wednesday, May 16, 2012 at 10:00PM I don't care what you say the Van Dammage is a kindred spirit to me. He has mental health issues like me and also had a real problem with the Peruvian marching powder in the past. It's so cool to see him in the new Expendables but I have to say WTF is this about? A comedy? The poster makes me more nervous than a Korean stray dog.
Wednesday, May 16, 2012 at 09:55PM Ok so he's still guilty of the travisity that is Daredevil but he does direct a fucking good film and I have to say that once again this looks promising. If you have a fucking mind then watch and make it up.
Argo, Ben Affleck, John Goodman in Trailers Wednesday, May 16, 2012 at 09:49PM You can't beat a bit of politics and with the current state of this country and many others maybe they should take a leaf out of characters in this film. Now I'm considering running for political office and my main policies will be Lithium for everyone and the banning of bicycles in all urban areas.
Wednesday, May 16, 2012 at 09:45PM Sorry it's been awhile but I've been a bit unwell recently, somewhat stressed and to be fucking honest trying not to fall into madness but with the help of my highly trained ninja monkeys things are currently ok and I'm sharing this fucked up poster with you. Freaky just like your sister fuckers.
Friday, May 4, 2012 at 04:23PM Just check these two out. Andrew Garfield is Spiderman and Bale is Batman. Throw in the fact that the two villians are British too and we have plenty to fucking love as iconic comic characters are played by Brits. Fly the flag high motherfuckers and definately more interesting than the Olympics.
Friday, May 4, 2012 at 04:17PM The first one was ok but always seemed like a taste of something so much better. Having seen this with the fabled trio kicking arse, that man Norris and a whole load of fucking Van Dammege awaiting them all. Come on I know you're excited.
Wednesday, April 25, 2012 at 10:26PM I'll let the trailer speak for itself but Jimmy says he thinks it will rock and that's good enough for me.
Wednesday, April 25, 2012 at 10:20PM This is the poster for a new film on it's way and I for one want to see. A gay couple take in a mentally handicapped lad in the late 70's and discover about life and family until the authorities discover the arrangement. Expect great acting and a shed load of manly tears from me.
Wednesday, April 25, 2012 at 10:13PM I adore Pixar films. If my life is a little low I can always pop a Pixar disc in the old Bluray and it will bring a great big fucking grin to my face. This new effort from them I think looks pretty good but is it maybe a little niche for a mass audience? Only time will tell but I'm sure the Yanks will struggle with the accents.
Wednesday, April 25, 2012 at 10:06PM I hate this wet vampire playing cunt and whenever I see a film come along with him in it I just avoid but I say to you watch this trailer for his new film because despite his pale and tiresome appearance it's directed by Cronenberg and anything he does is worth a watch. I mean I always hated Jeremy Irons but Dead Ringers was just fucking awesome.
Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 04:12PM There aren't actually that many great looking films due this year but this looks so fucking good and it almost made me wet my pants. Willis and Gordon-Levitt together and the lovely Emily Blunt thrown in for good measure. Trailer looks great and this brightens up my day.
Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 03:58PM My other half loves the generally half naked Channing Tatum and I loathe Steven Soderbergh so in a bid to prove equality here's a trailer for Magic Mike which looks really fucking shit but then let's be honest there are few women who have any real taste, apart from mine of course.
Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 03:51PM This is for Jimmy as I know he's just wishing that Lady Cyrus was texting him. Dirty git that he is. Lol, LMFAO, and whatever other stupid things you can text which mean nothing to me.
Demi Moore, LOL, Miley Cyrus in Film Posters Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 03:47PM Spiderman has been a part of my life since I was about four or five. To this day I still read the comics and just love the web slinging anti hero. This poster is pretty fucking cool or so I think anyway.
Saturday, April 14, 2012 at 07:59PM ;)
So sorry it's a day late but I do have a fucking life you know. Anyway I hope you enjoy the review and if you do fuck all else this week just go and see The Cabin In The Woods because it just fucking rocks.